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Eugene Terre'Blanche, white supremacist and passionate campaigner against rights, reason and human decency, met his end on 3 April 2010.
St Peter, warned in advance of Terre'Blanche's application for admittance, has spoken frankly. "Are you nuts?" he said. "The last thing we need is Mr Congeniality shooting the place up. Although, I'm rather looking forward to staring this guy in the face. Seeing as I'm black."
When asked if Hell might be a more suitable place for Terre'Blanche, who allegedly became a born again Christian in prison several years beforehand and yet continued to beat and harass members of the black community, St Peter was not hopeful. "We've had talks with the Lower Reaches. The draft administrative details of his particular eternal damnation are going to put serious strain on the availability of fire and brimstone." He added, "however, there's always the option of doubling him up with Hitler."